| Me: | Wow, I'm home alone. |
| Me: | *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL |
| Me: | *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF |
| Me: | *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG |
| Me: | *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE |
| Me: | *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE |
| Family: | *comes home* |
| Me: | *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr* |