honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond
(via moist-toast)
thekidwhomadeallthewrongchoices:
hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?
Goddamnit moon moon
Don’t talk to moon moon that way, you heartless bastard.
(Source: trust-me-imadoctor, via daaannnnaaaa)
This is the best usage of that gif I have ever seen.
(Source: milkpunk, via daaannnnaaaa)
is new york times bestseller even an honorable title anymore
fifty shades managed to snag it so…
NO
(via gabbleberry)
are you sure you’re sassy
are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit
(via dual-ism)
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
(via the-itsy-fabulous-spider)
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
(via bluefire5)